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No such thing as watashiwa in Thai. Me or I in Thai is pom
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On the second night of my visit to Thailand, my friend actually brought his female companion and she brought along her friend to join us at the Heineken booth. So we drank and ate some finger food while chit chatting.
Of course me being the only non-Thai guy there was at a disadvantage as the language barrier would often deter futher conversation. I always use the word "Mai kao chai!!" to indicate that i don't bloody understand the words that is coming out from your mouth and "kao chai mai??" to ask if they understand what i am trying to say. Normally its the hand point leg draw scenario to try to indicate what was meant. Kind of like playing charade just that the audience would normally stare in awe, mouth agape and heads shaking.
After we end our session for the night my friend told me that the girl whom his girl companion brought along has no place to go as its very late and would like to bunk in with me in my hotel room. I know i yandao but don't have to be so desperate one kua? ~*pukes*~
I try to think of every excuse to put it nicely in order to push the chance to sleep with a fair maiden in a foreign land and nobody would know what i did but hell i did not. 2 smalls guys mysteriously appears, one dress in red with horns on the head and a pointed tail and the other in white with a stupid halo and a lousy harp.I throw the small red guy with his pointed fork out of the car window hence only left with the good guy who kept asking me to tune to 95.00FM to hear only the good stuff.
This is one excuse that i wouldn't use. I'd proabably tell him i am gay but he would probably get me some men in my next visit. Whoa... i don't want to arrive in Thailand with my anus like this -> * and go back to Sg and ended up like this -> O.
All men are cheeky bastards who think of nothing but to bed the first gorgeous girl that they come accross, i am no better too. However, think and act is different as each men defers according to the degree of self-control he possess.
Big head rules, small head drools. Rule it wisely and you'll be cool!!
I learn a new word on that day.
Thai: Mai happy
English: No happy (indirect meaning)
Chinese: 不要爽
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