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Wow..... gotta think of something that might be the next hipe and materialize it. Maybe i can be like the multi- millionaire founder of YouTube, an AngMoh, a Chinese and a Bangala.
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Went back to Batu Pahat last Saturday to check on the folks and back to Sg again on Sunday. Saturday was neat and nothing much happens as things were quite smooth. Sunday was the challenge. WL (my real initials) Vs Turd.
Yes, its one of those LS (lao sai, diarrhea) days again. Of all days it gotta come on a day which some travelling is required. Nabeh..
Woke up in the morning, feeling unwell. Stomach keeps churning and i know shit is going to happen. When i say shit, i really meant shit. Right after breakfast, i kept visiting the toilet and the anus, had hell of a day making watery sound with intermittent farts. Oh it smells real bad too.
At 11.00am things are still not getting any better. I have to take the charcoal pill in hope to gain better waste management. Somehow i took another pill at 1230pm because i am still leaking.
1300, show down, i have to rush to the bus station, hitch my ride and hopefully things were to go smoothly and i would arrive in JB without embarassing myself. Its quite a phobia having to worry about whether will your butt hold until i reach my destination which is 2 hours away, that is if things were to go smoothly.
On another hand, i could cancel the trip stay at home and maybe take MC the day after or hitch a ride with my dad's friend who happens to be in BP and going back to Sg on the same day. However being the adventurous sort, i opted to abandon other alternative plans and proceed with the initial.
On the bus, i was quite worried and begining to get cold sweat. I try to deviate my attention hence i play around with my phone and starts calling people. Soon, i run out of people to call and the bloody bus have not budge yet. Dammit... I did try to sleep but when i close my eyes the attention shifted to the stomach and the butt that made me worried even more.
I try to shit shift my attention and focus on something really hard, in hope that with an exhausted mind i would fall into a slumber and i did but somehow i ... yes me, betrayed my ownself as i was too happy that i manage to catch 40 winks and thinking that i succeeded, i woke myself. I don't know whether to laugh or cry....
In the bus where most of the passengers are sleeping but i am wide awake and worried.
Looking at the time, hey... its 1500 and i am 30 minutes away from JB bus interchange! Thats good news!! I look around and out of the window and realise that i am still in the expressway. Well... probably will reach the toll house in a minute or two. 10 minutes went pass and still no sight of any toll house thats when i open the curtains and try to find out where the heck are we only to my horror, we are still at Sedenak!! Thats still a long way to Skudai exit!!!
It was raining quite heavily and visibility was reduced to 50 meters. The chap who is driving the bus kept shifting down the gears till we are virtually crawling along the expressway. Hm... someone up there must have really hated me on that day. What did i do? Did i sleep with my butt facing up? -____-"
Thats a relieving sight. Johor Bahru's larkin bus terminal. =D
An hour later, I reached JB safely without my butt exploding most likely the second charcoal pill is effective. I think the first one is a dud. At the station i hop on to the SJE (Singapore Johore Express) which is a wrong choice to get to Bugis in Sg. I think i would prefer to take the yellow Causeway Link bus as the frequency of the bus is 2 times faster. Bloody SJE....
Heavy rain makes drivers queue badly.
Its another traffic congestion again on the route entering Singapore. I thought Malaysia is not a safe place to be since so many people are complaining about all the security issues... but why are there still so many Singaporeans flocking to Malaysia every weekend? Most likely some people are churning up some stories in hope of scaring others so that they themselves would not endure the bumper to bumper and sometimes into other people's bumper situation.
Anyway, i reached Singapore safely and endured the total duration of 5 hours. Its less worrying in Sg as there are public toilets nearby just hope that nobody is washing it thats all.
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