LaKopi's very first "podcast"??

This is an own-made sequel to Mr Brown's Bah Chor Mee and Visa podcasts. Any incidents/people/animals related to real life is purely coincidental =P

It's another fine day at the market...


Lopez: Hey Bro, it's me again.

Bah Chor Mee (BCM) Man: Wah, u again ah? What you want ah? This time you better tell me you want ter gua or not hor!

Lopez: No lar, Bro. It's actually my boss, Ah Kiang, wants to hold a BCM party in Hougang next Wednesday. Your BCM very nice, I want you to help to provide the food.

BCM Man: Next Wednesday?? Eh...cannot lar....i not working next Wednesday leh.

Lopez: But why?? This is an important event for my boss, you must help out!

BCM Man: Eh everyday i working very tired leh. Need to sleep the whole day at home lah, ah then??

Bird seller nearby and interrupts the conversation.

Bird Seller: What sleep at home?? This guy is actually going to India to watch that Richard Gear put another 20k birds instead! Simi sleep at home?? Wah lau, he still go India and support that si ang moh! You know hor, now i have no birds to sell liao leh! That damn ang moh buy all the birds, and now i left all the lam sek eh birds onli!!

BCM Man: Wah, mai luan luan gong hor...

Bird Seller: You dun keh keh, we all from the same market of course know all the news one what. News spread de lar!

BCM Man: Ok fine, prove it.

Bird Seller: You don't think your stall only got cctv, I oso have cctv ah. That time you walk past my bird stall and tell the kway chap seller u going to India next Wednesday and even showed him the air ticket. My cctv has already captured it all. Wanna see?? I can even zoom to show the air ticket details.

BCM Man: cctv your silang tao ah. u think like that I will scared ah?? I not scared one ah! lai lar!

At the table near the BCM stall...

Ah Neh: all these stupid Chinese people...talk talk talk talk talk...they think they are in a marketplace ah? Wait, it is marketplace...

-----brought to you by the neighbourhood friendly ghost-----