A stranger (let me describe: a toot-looking, looks katek, a bit round, or-biang hairstyle in a white polo tee) is knocking at the door. What would u do? (pls mk ONE choice only)
A. Open the door and listen to him on what he has.
B. Open the door and tell him 'bu yao mai bu yao mai!!' then close it.
C. Open the door and invite him in to hear what he wants.
D. Pretend no one is at home.
Ok here are the answers.
If you are:
A - You are the inquisitive type, and to sum it up, that means you are a damn blardy kaypoh!! Aiyo...u still listen to him to talk for what...sekali he force u to buy his products leh?? Tell me, not kaypoh then is what?? As the saying goes..curiosity kills the cat so try to kerb ur lvl of kaypoh-ness ok?
B. You are the arrogant type. I mean f00king arrogant. Don't buy don't buy lar, flare up at ppl for what. They also trying to earn a living mah. These ppl deserve not to be love. :P bu yao mai jiu bu yao mai lor, u think i care??
C. You are the horny type. Pls lah, this sort of pattern u also want to invite him in. Not horny is what?? Can QC abit bo?? Chin chai any pattern u also can invite ppl in ah? omg...
D. You are the timid type. In another words, kiasi lor. Y pretend nobody when your lights are already on? Aiyooooo....U think ppl blind meh?? They can see the lights are on from outside what. So scared that ppl will murder u ah??
Note: This test is derived from Professor Zhenzi the Great. Do and believe at your own risk. Thank you.
-----zhenzi wuz here-----
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