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Been raining since yesterday night, news from NEA states that heavy rain throughout the day into the night and people are ask to watch out for flash flood. Yeah, watch out, if you see them coming wave good bye.
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"Super heros" has been around since my tiny tot days and they are still around now. They best things about being a super hero is that you don't freaking age!! Your face changes thats all but the attire, the characteristics and motives remains the same.
Super heros change their suits according to the current fads. During the 80's, ang moh super heros likes to wear their undies outside. For example, Superman with his famous red undies must have won a lot during his mah jong games, of course there are others like Batman with black and The Green Lantern with green. You are only half a super hero when you reveal part of your undies so for those hipsters that wear their jeans on their butt cheeks, you ain't a super unless your pants fall.
Hmm... a spider spins its web from its backside right? Lets just imagine Spiderman doing that.
In the 90's fads shifted and undies on the outsides are no longer the "in" thing. Heros are now wearing tight suits that would squash your balls if you choose the wrong size.
Die Hello Kitty!!
Accross the ocean, Japs have their own super heros too. They have a different taste compared to their white skinned cousins. The decendant of the sun prefers to mimic insects with big bulging eyes and feelers on their head.
Malaysia Boleh!!! Cough... cough...
Well, Malaysia being infected by the kiasu disease, feels left out if they don't find one for themselves. Hence some sorry bastard sacrifice his virginity and was raped by a radioactive lizard giving him the power to eat flies, ants and other small insects. Hence the Cicakman is born. If your house is ever infested with flies, you'll know who to call.
1 comment:
lol.... cicak man rules
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