TODAY

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Off Topics:

Just mention Ah Guan on the previous post and i got a call from him this morning. Why did i not hit the jackpot when i mention about TOTO?

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TODAY, a newspaper by Media Cock, are distributed free at 730 daily in nearly every MRT station. Each individual are only entitled to one copy and violaters will be showered with flowery words from the "ah pek" at the make-shift stalls.

There used to be another newspaper by SPH, also distributed free every morning called Streats which i find the contents more interesting and a better read but as usual, good things are not meant to last long. Should you meet with any difficulties or faced with any problems, just wear white pants, white shirts and white underpants and "by law of nature" things will get better.

Last copy of Streats published by SPH.

This newspaper actually is one of the best form of advertising media as 70% of the working population who takes the MRT will be reading it. Its the only papers that demand are more than supply and people will feel disappointed should they miss the last copy. If you want to grab attention of the masses or create some awareness to the public, this should be the best option to obtain maximum impact.

TODAY newspapers, everybody is reading it...

Lets say 3/4 of the total population is working, you have too much money and time in your hand as well as the existence of an impending inner urge in you wanting to "sabo" your friend. You publish a full page tabliod with pictures and tag lines that reads, "Eugene and his life-sized male blown up dolls!!" Instantly in one day, approximately 2 million people will know about his fetish, 1 million people will spread and add insult to the rumour, 500 thousands would snigger at the sight of him for one whole month and probably 20 thousand will knock on his doors.