Monday, October 23, 2006

Pls take a knife n stab yourself

Complaint:
Why hor when i copy my Word file's contents hor, my auto-numbering bullet cannot copy over swee swee over to Lotus Notes one?? somemore hor, my table all kena hey-wired leh!! HOW? HOW? HOW?? wait hor i hold u responsible for this!

Background:
Being on different applications, some characters such as auto-numbering bullets in this case will be taken as special characters, of cos use ur cow brain u can oso think it wun be copy over properly de rite??

Solution:
In that case i will offer u these alternatives:
1. attach the entire god-damned file into your Notes document.
2. use the Import option in Notes.

Reply:
1. Cannot lar, my boss hates to open attachments in Notes de, so troublesome!
2. My numbering can reach many many levels de leh, still cannot import properly u want me to die ah??
3. Go report to IBM, ask those blardy ppls to do a patch or develop something.
4. u must DIE DIE send me black-and-white on this, cos i from the Audit dept leh!!

Thoughts:
1. dan how?? i not God wor
2. dan how?? tell u liao u dun wan, obviously a software issue which cant be controlled mah.
3. if u prettier abit, maybe IBM will do for u lar.
4. sorry i don't have michael jackson's mp3 with me currently


-----zhenzi IS here, now still puking blood-----

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