an ultimate bummer lifestyle

as tried and tested. the itinery ran like this:

-sleep til noon
-climb out of bed and stone on sofa
-have lunch; and not proper lunch as in proper lunch (you get a big bowl of rice, scoop veggies and side dishes into it and stir them as 1 mixture.)
[if you sit down properly and eat at the dining table, it won't fit into the bummer lifestyle. what the bummer does is to bring out the mixture, resume the crouched position and eat while having a trash magazine propped against the thighs on the sofa.]
-watch mtvs on mtv channel
-have a nice shower and not bothering to comb out the hair
-continue to watch mtvs
-engaged himself or herself in one of his or her hobbies for a very short period of time before:-
-climbing back into bed after the hair has dried
-wake up in the dusk, grab a bag of chips and coke and continue to watch mtvs, or talkshows where the guests happened to be have-been-artistes-now-tai-tais who play mahjong, do online shopping and talk about their marriages and methods of slimming (the bummer blatantly drinks coke by big gulps even though one of the guests mentioned coke is a no-no in the process of slimming.)
-continue to engage in hobby until earlier-than-usual-sleeptime
-washes up and climb back to bed once more.


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